he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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