Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I am available for nakedness
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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