took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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