Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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