Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
should my penis look like a turkey
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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