But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I need water and some morals
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