How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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