just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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