But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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