Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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