Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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