so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
