My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she was so not down for the gang bang
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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