i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
how does that bad decision feel?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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