Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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