uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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