So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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