I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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