Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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