I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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