Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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