Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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