I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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