There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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