Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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