i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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