I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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