I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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