oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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