once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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