I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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