so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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