brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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