i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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