once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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