yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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