Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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