But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We don't watch enough power rangers
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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