I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
