There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
NoShamevember. You game?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
