There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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