even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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