What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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