used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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