I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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