is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
The feeling are messing with the penis
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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