no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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