your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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