I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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