I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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