Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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