talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My bed smells like the plague
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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