Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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