Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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