do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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