Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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